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pyramidheadgirl
01-17-2011, 02:20 AM
Fuc*ing magnets,how do they work!?-Shaggy 2 Dope

KittyAnne7152
01-17-2011, 10:38 AM
"GIR! I need... MORE PIGGIES!"
-Zim

illusion007
01-17-2011, 04:14 PM
"Bulls**t you got a girlfriend,and i dont believe you got those hickeys from a girl! It's possible that you just got a vacuum and put it on your neck and went nuts"
-My best friend Ryan

Mister Hicks
01-17-2011, 06:42 PM
...I haven't done that since I was 16. :o

"GENTLEMAN, BEHOLD... COOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!"

gloommix
01-17-2011, 07:03 PM
"put the handle back and we'll kill u all"
dont u mean or?
fiiiine put the handle back orrr we'll kill u all
well, which is it? thats a pretty crucial conjunction if u ask me.

Mister Hicks
01-17-2011, 08:02 PM
"Also you have to admit that your team sucks!"

"...Can we admit that at least one of us sucks?"

KittyAnne7152
01-17-2011, 09:03 PM
Ianto Jones: It's all over.
Owen Harper: ...Let's all have sex.
Ianto Jones: And I thought the End of the World couldn't get any worse.

Totakeke
01-17-2011, 11:44 PM
To infinity...and beyond! - Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story.

YoSoyJaponesa~
01-18-2011, 12:29 AM
"It's a bustier."
"It's A BRA! LOOK AT IT!"

illusion007
01-18-2011, 01:15 AM
*Witch Crying*
Ryan:What is that?
Me: It's a Witch,dont get too close to her or you'll piss her off
Ryan: Oh ok then...
*Gets closer to the Witch and shoots her in the face,and kills us all*
Me:YOU A**HOLE!

happygoldfish
01-19-2011, 09:17 AM
"I can't let you do that Dave."
-H.A.L.

illusion007
01-19-2011, 11:05 AM
SUPER SIZE IT! You gotta SUPER SIZE IT!
-Some teacher at school

illusion007
01-19-2011, 03:08 PM
I remember those days lol

we talking about the whole "no one believing that i had a girlfriend" or the vaccum part?

KittyAnne7152
01-19-2011, 03:43 PM
"The only thing worse than a smug married couple; lots of smug married couples."- Bridget Jones

MayMayPerson
01-19-2011, 08:42 PM
"Admit that your costume is lame."
"Okay...YOUR COSTUME IS LAME!"
-iStart a Fan War from iCarly

Totakeke
01-19-2011, 08:44 PM
"Buy the ticket, take the ride." Dr Hunter S. Thompson

illusion007
01-19-2011, 08:45 PM
We're Sex Bob-Omb,and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!
-Scott Pilgrim

happygoldfish
01-19-2011, 11:25 PM
"It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards."
-Lewis Carroll

illusion007
01-20-2011, 10:11 AM
because they're gay and dont wanna admit or they lose their street cred...or something like that


Jose:Assume the proper party escort submission position decision
Me:....you want me to give you a ride?
Jose:It's a Portal reference
Me:....so is that a yes?

KittyAnne7152
01-20-2011, 03:22 PM
"Well, f*ck me," me, all the time.

Totakeke
01-20-2011, 10:12 PM
"Vwhat is a ladies chicken?" - Delocated

happygoldfish
01-25-2011, 08:48 PM
"This is London, Jen. It's not someone with cake... unless that cake is made of dog poo and knives"
Moss from IT Crowd

illusion007
01-25-2011, 09:48 PM
Dont get too cocky, kid

-Han Solo

pyramidheadgirl
01-26-2011, 02:30 AM
this year halloween fell on the weekend,me and geto boys went trick or treating-Bushwick Bill

illusion007
01-26-2011, 12:08 PM
"Open up your legs and say 'ahhh!"
-Lupin the Third

YoSoyJaponesa~
01-26-2011, 08:12 PM
"Ten cases of beer should do it."
"You wanna be paid in beer?"
"That's where it's gonna go anyway."

Blitze
01-27-2011, 05:58 AM
"It was AMAZING! First they were all WOOO! And and I was like WHEEEE! AND THE ZOMBIES EATED THEM!"
Me after playing Left4Dead

"Hellfire, save matches, f*ck a duck and see what hatches!"
Seven Tyler

"Jack Thompson picks a legal fight, they're bringing me to court. Go get me Phoenix Wright! Objection!"
L33tStr33t Boys

illusion007
01-27-2011, 07:57 AM
*Sees New Vegas over the horizon*
OH GOD IT'S SO CLOSE!
*Deathclaw hisses and attacks*
THEY STILL EXIST HERE?!
*dies*

KittyAnne7152
01-27-2011, 02:06 PM
"Whoever started talking about klondike bars... F*ck. You."
-my friend Natalie

illusion007
01-28-2011, 08:54 AM
"D'oh"
-Peter Griffin

KittyAnne7152
01-28-2011, 04:08 PM
"Unfortunately, I am leaving, and I must take Gackt with me."
"NOOOOOOOOOO! Quick Robyn, get mine out!"

Me and my friend Janice, mp3 players involved.

happygoldfish
01-28-2011, 11:03 PM
"Curse you intestinal distress witch!"
-Mung from Chowder

YoSoyJaponesa~
01-28-2011, 11:11 PM
"Chaka Khan stole my sweater!"

illusion007
01-28-2011, 11:35 PM
"I'm riding on a duck,in outer space, and i have a hat!"
-Mr Gomez explaining dreams that dont make sense

KittyAnne7152
01-29-2011, 02:59 PM
"I have a watermelon on my head! Now it's gone..."
-Scott McCloud, comic book author

illusion007
02-01-2011, 05:11 PM
Ms Kubena: Just a reminder,we're having a quiz on February 14th
Student 1: On Valentine's Day? That sucks
Student 2: Cant you push it to another day,what happens if we're too emotionally distressed because we didnt get a Valentine?
Ms Kubena: Well then,it sucks to be you
-Yesterday at Juvenile Justice

happygoldfish
02-02-2011, 07:33 PM
“Abby Normal. …..I’m almost sure that was the name.”
-Young Frankenstein

KittyAnne7152
02-14-2011, 10:05 PM
Sam Tyler: You mean he's gay?
Hunt: As a Christmas Tree.

illusion007
02-14-2011, 10:53 PM
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted"
-Assassin's Creed

ezio auditore da firenze
02-16-2011, 03:37 PM
"What are you doing? Stop it! I-I-I … we are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position, or you will miss the party." -portal

illusion007
02-16-2011, 10:45 PM
Yvonne:Are you able to pick up that broom?
Me: Uhh...i cant do it dude
Yvonne: Well,hurry up and become an Assassin so you can pick up that broom
Me:....Ezio has hidden blades and s**t....but you want him to pick up a broom....you're a f**king genius,it's amazing
-while playing Assassin Creed 2 with Yvonne

illusion007
02-21-2011, 10:07 PM
oy,double post

Me:You're an omen,Yvonne
Yvonne: Rawr,you're gonna die
Me: Seven days!
Yvonne:In the end of this month,you're gonna die!
Me: Which in the matter of fact....is seven days
Yvonne: wha? Oh s**t *laughs*
-This morning at school

Totakeke
02-22-2011, 06:26 PM
" that's not jam, its total f*****g marmalade."

KittyAnne7152
02-22-2011, 06:37 PM
"I think he's a nut!" - Barney Fife

Rassilon
03-04-2011, 01:03 AM
"I am the cheese. I am the best character on the show. I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined."
-A piece of cheese

Totakeke
03-23-2011, 04:00 PM
"Oooh, is that the staghorn?" Bender - Futurama:Bender's Game

KittyAnne7152
03-23-2011, 04:27 PM
"Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things."
-Silent Bob

Totakeke
03-28-2011, 02:55 PM
"Its got what plants crave, its got electrolytes."

Totakeke
04-11-2011, 12:28 PM
BOKE!- A million anime.

BleachAnimeFreak1980
04-16-2011, 12:22 AM
"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

KittyAnne7152
04-16-2011, 09:01 PM
"Is that what I am now? Rude and not ginger?"
-the Tenth Doctor

Totakeke
04-17-2011, 08:25 PM
"Women have more hiding places than men, Snake." Meryl, MGS

KittyAnne7152
04-18-2011, 10:37 AM
"Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he's called the Stig."

ErazDod
04-18-2011, 10:59 AM
"She couldn't understand why he chose to flirt so closely with the death of the world."

illusion007
04-18-2011, 12:50 PM
You'll love my nuts

KittyAnne7152
04-18-2011, 01:45 PM
"Mother schmother... it's Jenova's friggin' head."
-Reno, Final Fantasy VII

illusion007
04-18-2011, 02:54 PM
Wha-Chow: It's Like A Kick In The Nuts!

KittyAnne7152
04-18-2011, 03:36 PM
"A joke is a very serious thing."
Winston Churchill

Totakeke
05-05-2011, 06:14 PM
Love is like russian roulette, you may click but only ever so often is there a bang.

ErazDod
05-06-2011, 08:35 AM
"I'm pretty sure that's exactly why people don't pee out of their heads."

Me talking to Gloom

gloommix
05-07-2011, 04:10 PM
pools are great for holding water

KittyAnne7152
05-07-2011, 09:12 PM
*reads last post*
o_O
Anyway, quotes:
"Condragulations!"

"Twin Bots, be on the lookout!"
"We aaare the lookout, for cute guys!"

I swear, I would pay to see that whole movie. They should actually make that. XD

DRAG QUEENS IN OUTER SPACE!
"No one can hear you lipsyncing in outer space! Prepare to die!"

They should totally make it.

ErazDod
05-07-2011, 11:00 PM
"Starts singing the Threshold song from Scott Pilgrim*

only cause I don't want to look up the lyrics XP

Totakeke
05-08-2011, 03:00 AM
Two and a half men without Charlie Sheen is just half a man.

gloommix
05-08-2011, 09:37 AM
charlie effign sheen i swear hes gonna start popping up in my dreams i man i havent ever even seen!
dang i made that up on my own! feel free to quote ^.~

KittyAnne7152
05-08-2011, 12:07 PM
Gloom, I don't even know how you can exist on the internet without having seen a picture of Charilie Sheen's face. So I will remedy that for you:
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Admin/BkFill/Default_image_group/2011/3/11/1299848077971/Charlie-Sheen-007.jpg
And then this is my quote:
"I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists." - Charlie Sheen

Totakeke
05-08-2011, 12:34 PM
Make me feel it! Make me feel alive again! - Grey Fox, MGS

illusion007
05-08-2011, 03:18 PM
Oh, is that about the.....OH MY GOD I MISSED DOCTOR WHO!

-Last night at my friend's place

darkwolfalika
05-08-2011, 04:14 PM
"Without electricity,we would be watching T.V. in the dark." ~ My sister XD

gloommix
05-08-2011, 05:33 PM
oh tht guy huh, alright

ErazDod
05-09-2011, 08:46 PM
"Sonic, for this trial of love you must choose between Princess Elise and Amy."
"No Sonic, NO!"

me yelling at the mere option of a hedgehog having a romantic relationship with a human.

That storyline was just too cheesy -.-

gloommix
05-09-2011, 09:04 PM
when im doing nothing look what happens

KittyAnne7152
05-10-2011, 04:31 PM
"Wait a second... where's my top hat?"

Totakeke
05-10-2011, 09:05 PM
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
— Dr. Seuss

gloommix
05-11-2011, 10:18 AM
awww thats so cute tota!!!! <3

ok i kno eraz said somethign tht i was gonna quote but i forgot it....

ErazDod
05-13-2011, 10:16 AM
"I heard a rumour that you're an idiot, is there any truth to that?"

-Owyn from Oblivion

happygoldfish
05-13-2011, 12:53 PM
"Execute dumb ideas beautifully."
-Lisa Hanawalt

Totakeke
05-13-2011, 02:38 PM
"I oughtta break a broom handle off in your @$$" Duke Nukem

gloommix
05-16-2011, 11:00 AM
If we fail to breathe out what we stow deep inside then we, as a being, cease to be alive.
And everything that surrounds us is made up of the lies that we ourselves created when we failed trying to survive.
-me! dang!! XD

ErazDod
05-16-2011, 11:06 AM
*holds up spoon* "I will murder her with this, and it will be funny, because it is a spoon."

me
you really don't wanna get in my face when I'm sick and eating my yogurt xP

happygoldfish
05-17-2011, 11:38 AM
"I guarantee you, a horse will try to kill you at least once during the time that you own it."

Totakeke
05-17-2011, 11:47 AM
"Have you seen this man?" - Domon Kashu, G Gundam

gloommix
05-17-2011, 01:19 PM
u die with regret not humility

illusion007
05-17-2011, 01:21 PM
Mom :"And you wont believe what he had in his bag. Two boxes of condoms and a condom for ladies!"
Me:".....there's such thing as 'lady condoms?"
Mom:"I wasnt aware of this too!"
-Me and my mom on the ride home

gloommix
05-17-2011, 01:23 PM
u rly talk tht way with ur mom? wait, u rly werent aware of lady protection?

-waht would man do if somehtign did not stand in his way?

illusion007
05-17-2011, 01:26 PM
believe it or not, she started the conversation and...yeah it went pretty crazy XD.

Totakeke
05-17-2011, 01:29 PM
"Why do you have that?" Me when my friend had a lady condom in a bag of music cassete tapes.

gloommix
05-17-2011, 07:19 PM
"jeeze what are u typign the greatest story in the world?"
*thinks yesssss* >:D

ErazDod
05-17-2011, 10:36 PM
"Despite what you may personally think, it is creepy when you read an employees name off of their name-tag!

Totakeke
05-18-2011, 01:28 AM
"Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?" Karate Kid

gloommix
05-18-2011, 07:40 AM
"You can't spell awesome without 'me'"
"yeah I got that, it's going up to tomorrow"
"on what?"
"the forums"
"better quote it by gloommix p1"
"why you didn't make it up"
"*smeck* yeah but i said it"

---u kno this was ALOT funnier yesterday night >>

Totakeke
05-18-2011, 12:28 PM
"who's laughing now!!!'

Ash - Evil Dead 2

illusion007
05-18-2011, 03:21 PM
You need people like me so you can point your f**kin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."

-Scarface

KittyAnne7152
05-18-2011, 03:27 PM
Chris Kratt: Is it an American Badger?
Martin Kratt: Yes, an American Badger!

XD

Totakeke
05-19-2011, 01:40 PM
"I didn't realize I had haters, If I wasn't so busy being awesome it would probably faze me, a little." Duane Zuwala

happygoldfish
05-20-2011, 12:04 AM
"I'm gonna fudging kill you!"
-Yutaka Takenouchi, Cromartie High

Totakeke
05-20-2011, 02:07 PM
"Cake and men are best eaten fresh!" Kei - Dirty Pair

ErazDod
05-20-2011, 08:30 PM
"Yo-peeee....Yo-peeee....Yo-peeeee"

Reborn sleeping - Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Totakeke
05-21-2011, 08:49 AM
"Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny sylable,no. But basically I said them, yeah." Ash - Army of Darkness

illusion007
05-21-2011, 09:24 PM
In Bavaria we have a saying: "Tehulias tepto tae peteint." It means "This is the most depressing ****ing kid I've ever met in my life".
-The Boondocks

gloommix
05-22-2011, 10:24 AM
"that 2 points off for doubting the system!" ^^

KittyAnne7152
05-22-2011, 12:36 PM
"It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool. " - Haruko Haruhara

Totakeke
05-22-2011, 06:45 PM
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power, it's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Domon Kashu - G Gundam

KittyAnne7152
05-22-2011, 07:05 PM
Marcy: What's it like being an idiot, is it like being high all the time?
Sean: No, it's like constantly being right.

gloommix
05-22-2011, 08:12 PM
"sir they've started singing"
"finally"

Totakeke
05-24-2011, 02:02 PM
The phone rang. The custom ringtone signified it was someone I didn't exactly want to deal with.

"Gaaarararaaaaaaaa!" Said Jonny first thing as I answered

"!?" Was the expression I made

"GaaaarararaaaaaaHAAAAAA" again but louder and longer.

"OK, what is going on over there?" I asked with great concern.

"This light switch shocks me everytime I touch it." Jonny spoke with a trembling in his voice.

"Really? Can you tell me if the texture is smooth or rough?" I asked snidely.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Pretty rough" he replied to my inquiry.

"Ok, is it bumpy like a rock or gritty like sand paper?" I immediately asked.

"Gaaaaaarrarararara! Wait are you messing with me?" He asked again with shakes in his voice.

"HAHAHAHAHA, effin A, you know it." I retorted.

KittyAnne7152
05-24-2011, 02:30 PM
"They had forgotten the first lesson, that we are to be powerful, beautiful, and without regret." -Armand

Totakeke
05-24-2011, 09:57 PM
"For great justice!!" - Captain - Zero Wing

KittyAnne7152
05-25-2011, 11:04 AM
"Do I still think in these little yellow boxes? Ooooh, I missed you, little yellow boxes! What fun we shall have together!" - Deadpool

ErazDod
05-25-2011, 02:01 PM
Every one of Deadpool's quotes is awesome XD

"My common sense is tingling." -Deadpool

KittyAnne7152
05-25-2011, 02:50 PM
Yes~!
"Did someone say 'Chimichanga?' Never mind. That was just the sound of my skull and brains healing." - Deadpool

ErazDod
05-26-2011, 02:19 PM
Marcus Fenix: Baird, what's up?
Damon Baird: [through the comm. system] Oh it's bull ****. Somebody figured out that Cole use to play Thrashball and now it's all:
Damon Baird: [feminine voice] "Oh Cole Train! Tell us about that play again!"
Damon Baird: and
Damon Baird: [feminine voice] "Number 83, sign my shirt!"



Yeah, I copy and pasted, so? XP

KittyAnne7152
05-26-2011, 03:44 PM
"Mother schmother... it's Jenova's friggin' head!" - Reno

ErazDod
05-28-2011, 01:50 PM
"Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

KittyAnne7152
05-28-2011, 02:49 PM
"Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death. The rest of your life used up and blown away in the blink of an eye. You die in the past, and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had, all your stolen moments. They're creatures of the abstract. They live off potential energy..." The Tenth Doctor

gloommix
05-28-2011, 03:22 PM
i have so many questions, how did i fit in such a tiny box, why didnt i liek pants?

darkwolfalika
05-28-2011, 06:52 PM
me: *playing mario kart* crap!
mom: are you okay? what happened?
me: I'm playing as a small green dinosaur driving a cart shaped like an egg and I slipped on a banana pill and fell off a rainbow!!!
mom: ...have fun with that.

happygoldfish
05-28-2011, 07:50 PM
"I was looking at her to see if she was looking at me to see if I was looking at her."
-Abbot and Costello

gloommix
05-30-2011, 07:32 AM
thats a bit facetious
i was joking
thats what facetious means
well then i was serious
still facetious
then i was deadly serious!

KittyAnne7152
05-30-2011, 11:26 AM
"Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!" - The Professor

Totakeke
05-31-2011, 10:40 PM
Friend "You should route F holes in your tele"

Me "NOOOOOO! I will F your holes"

Friend "That didn't sound right, not at all"

Me "Yep, I am good at that..."

KittyAnne7152
05-31-2011, 10:42 PM
Sounds like my friend Jonathan. After snapping one of his bass strings, he made a bracelet out of it, and then went around to everyone and said this:

"Hey guys! Check out my G string!"

Totakeke
05-31-2011, 10:46 PM
Sounds like my friend Jonathan. After snapping one of his bass strings, he made a bracelet out of it, and then went around to everyone and said this:

"Hey guys! Check out my G string!"

We should hang out. Although, I have never broke a bass string myself, I had a guy tune my 5 string's B up to E and it popped.

KittyAnne7152
05-31-2011, 10:50 PM
I've never broken one myself either.
Now for a quote:

"Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." -Han Solo

Totakeke
05-31-2011, 11:02 PM
King Henry "Are all men from the future loud mothed braggarts?"

Ash "Just me baby, just me."

KittyAnne7152
05-31-2011, 11:06 PM
Wally: Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?
Supreme Being: Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim...

Totakeke
06-02-2011, 01:30 AM
"Hey Beavis, remember that time you turned that jack in a box into a crap in a box? That was cool!" - Butthead

happygoldfish
06-02-2011, 01:13 PM
"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?"
-Fry

gloommix
06-02-2011, 10:41 PM
their armpits will be hanging from trees! and -------- u'll have to push them back with a stick or something!

illusion007
06-04-2011, 09:08 PM
"The thing that haunts a man the most is what he isn't ordered to do"
-Clint Eastwood

KittyAnne7152
06-05-2011, 08:35 AM
"By your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET!"

gloommix
06-05-2011, 11:14 AM
"u de pooped in yo pants"

KittyAnne7152
06-05-2011, 11:28 AM
"What are you doing here?"

gloommix
06-05-2011, 11:29 AM
unarm those eyes of thri tears for i have returned

pyramidheadgirl
06-05-2011, 12:38 PM
When my powers combine I am Captain Planet!

gloommix
06-05-2011, 06:37 PM
all i wanna say if marry me
i love u lets get married
like today
*voice turns creepy* in a graveyard!!!!

KittyAnne7152
06-05-2011, 08:23 PM
"By your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET!"


When my powers combine I am Captain Planet!

lol, really?

"I don't work at being ordinary."
Paul McCartney

happygoldfish
06-06-2011, 10:22 AM
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
-Carl Sagan

pyramidheadgirl
06-06-2011, 04:21 PM
Wally: Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?
Supreme Being: Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim...


lol, really?

"I don't work at being ordinary."
Paul McCartney

lol yay Time Bandits
and omg i didnt even notice you had just posted that that day O: lol like 007 says HIVEMIND!

Have you seen my new shoes,they are made out of wood-Heidi

KittyAnne7152
06-06-2011, 08:02 PM
"I think Jet Black and Edward Elric would make great friends! Only you couldn't let Winry near Jet, because she'd start slobbering all over his arm and then he'd get all awkward like he did the other time he met a pretty girl with a bandana."
-Me.

SweetlyDemented
06-06-2011, 08:29 PM
RIDGE RACER

'Nuff said |D

Totakeke
06-07-2011, 07:38 PM
RIDGE RACER

'Nuff said |D

You are awesome!!!



"Easy come, Easy go"

pyramidheadgirl
06-08-2011, 02:43 AM
yippee ki yay mutha f*ckers

illusion007
06-08-2011, 03:12 AM
"I sell propane and propane accessories"
-Hank Hill

gloommix
06-08-2011, 07:08 AM
"dont mistake ur sleep for death, the two are twins u know.








just kidding heh heh heh"

KittyAnne7152
06-08-2011, 03:07 PM
"Freddy, what do you like to do?"
"I dunno... Burn stuff?"
- School of Rock

gloommix
06-08-2011, 03:11 PM
with lame power comes lame responsibility

Totakeke
06-11-2011, 10:47 PM
"You know what the chain of command is? Its the chain I get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin command!"

happygoldfish
06-14-2011, 08:49 PM
"The targets seem so diverse, so random—following their Twitter account is like watching a rabid elephant on PCP wearing a top hat rampage through a crowded market with explosive banana diarrhea."
-from a blog describing lulzsec XD

Kira_animerawr
06-14-2011, 08:52 PM
"I've gone to find myself, if I come back before I return, keep me here."
Strangely enough I saw that on some guy's shirt last year at SJ3. o.o


And an old favourite of mine:
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
-Adam Savage, Mythbusters.

gloommix
06-14-2011, 09:34 PM
"and what happens if a car comes?"
"you die."

Yaoi King of All Things Neko!
06-15-2011, 03:56 AM
"Oh your the roman who did the whole *waves hands like she is swinging a sword* sword thing, well thank you."
-Chick from Doctor Who, who's name eludes me.

illusion007
06-18-2011, 06:53 PM
"And on the eighth day, God said 'NOPE'"

-PHGirl

Totakeke
06-26-2011, 04:52 AM
"Your sword shouldn't slay your enemies, but the weakness within yourself. It's not for protecting one's life. It is for protecting one's soul." Shouyou-sensei - Gintama Benizakura Movie

Totakeke
07-03-2011, 01:07 AM
Neighbor went to grab his guitar and came back.

*doorbell*

I look outside "What is the challenge?"

Him"WTF let me in!"

Me "Fraid I can't without the challenge, how do I know yout aren't a terminator?"

ErazDod
07-03-2011, 02:16 PM
Proz: "Okay, I want everyone to line up in a line, single file..."
Me: "Ohhh I know what this is!"
Proz: "Yes, we're having a parade."

Silvannurs
07-06-2011, 08:56 AM
" I want you to tell all your men to run away. Those words run away, I want you to be famous for those exact words. I want people to call you Kernel Runaway.
I want children laughing outside your door because they found the house of Kernel Runaway.." -Doctor Who

Totakeke
07-07-2011, 05:09 PM
Dondake!!!!

YoSoyJaponesa~
07-10-2011, 12:03 AM
'I SMELL COOOOOKIESSS~!!'


'Laissez-moi vous montrer ce que l'élevage supérieure peut accomplir.'


-Two lines of dialogue I hope to use someday.

happygoldfish
07-10-2011, 12:06 AM
"Don Giovanni, your lizard... he seems limp."
"Well you know, at my age... oh, you mean Charlie? No, no Charlie's just sleeping."

Totakeke
07-11-2011, 02:13 PM
"The bonus will be if I get home with all my sh*t intact" Jack Carver - Farcry

ErazDod
07-11-2011, 08:09 PM
"If you didn't deliver everything you say in such a funny way, a lot of people would hate you." -Me

minimoni96
07-11-2011, 08:21 PM
"now remember boys, don't forget to thank the lord for this bountiful--"
"WAH!"
"PENIS!"
"bountiful penis! amen."
-the simpsons movie

excaliborg
07-11-2011, 08:47 PM
"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
-Kenshiro

zenb
07-11-2011, 09:11 PM
if you see one women naked....you want to see all of them naked-Ron White

Totakeke
07-11-2011, 09:14 PM
"Get up! If you have time to fantasize about your beautiful death, then why not use that to live beautifully until the end?" -Gintoki to Katsursa

zenb
07-12-2011, 01:40 AM
It was like mortal combat out there-Sonique from rupauls drag race

Totakeke
07-12-2011, 01:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUyYace8318

KittyAnne7152
07-13-2011, 10:35 PM
"There is only one real answer for that:
Barrowman would get naked and make people applaud at his presence."
-Blitz

pyramidheadgirl
07-13-2011, 10:38 PM
Be our Guest!-Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast ^^

illusion007
07-13-2011, 10:39 PM
"THIS WORLD IS STILL CORRUPT!"
-Il Palazzo from Excel Saga

Totakeke
07-13-2011, 11:35 PM
Kagura: How could a grown-up abandon a girl being hunted by the Yakuza!?!
Gintoki: Because I'm still a boy at heart, and besides, in this country we don't call people who can stop scooters with one hand "girls", we call them "Mountain Gorillas".

illusion007
07-14-2011, 03:00 AM
Ryan: You stupid queer! Stevie Wonder
Steven: You wanna fight, you fat piece of s**t?! I'll kick the s**t out of you
Me: MOMMY, DADDY NO!
Ryan: *sigh* You're lucky the kid's here

-My best friends like always XD

minimoni96
07-14-2011, 10:54 PM
"what is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!" -full metal jacket

excaliborg
07-14-2011, 11:06 PM
"Pi piru piru piru pi piru pi"
-Dokuro-chan ^_^

YoSoyJaponesa~
07-14-2011, 11:19 PM
"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOUR TACO-MUNCHING MOUTH INTO NEXT WEEK!"

"Well, bring it on, KID ROCK!"


non-caps

happygoldfish
07-15-2011, 12:47 AM
"You were carrying her around like that all morning?"
"Yeah, it's good for her."
"But she's a rabbit, not a handbag!"
"Not yet."

illusion007
07-15-2011, 01:15 AM
"Well you know sometimes when a man loves a woman, but it's not normal love, it's sorta...rough. Well let's just say for a second that i'm the man and the dog is the woman, wait it's the other way around. Okay, the point is that your Fido violated me"

-Avatar Boredom Dub 8

Totakeke
07-19-2011, 05:06 AM
"You gave me CPR for a bullet wound to the head? What would you do if I got shot in the foot, rub aloe vera lotion on my neck?" Sarge RvB

zenb
07-19-2011, 03:54 PM
dont judge me monkey--Grandmas boy

minimoni96
07-19-2011, 03:56 PM
"stop! i lost my contact! ...found it!" -robert hoffman

Totakeke
07-19-2011, 08:42 PM
dont judge me monkey--Grandmas boy

Haha love that movie

"So what if I don't know who invented the helicopter, even though I own one; but I did beat the Legend of Zelda before I could walk." JP - Grandmas Boy

KittyAnne7152
07-19-2011, 09:23 PM
"Mr. Bernadotte, you just hate Nazis because you're French, don't you?" - Seras Victoria, Hellsing

Coleminer
07-19-2011, 11:34 PM
Could i have your attention please?
Michael cole

zenb
07-19-2011, 11:52 PM
dont f-- this up--rupaul

illusion007
07-20-2011, 12:12 AM
"Not my daughter, you *****!"
-Molly Weasley

Totakeke
07-20-2011, 12:14 AM
"Hard-o gay des"

Coleminer
07-21-2011, 01:43 AM
OH MY!!!!!!
Michael Cole

Totakeke
07-21-2011, 01:51 AM
This is no Zaku mahboy,NO ZAKU! - Ramba Ral

gloommix
07-21-2011, 09:45 PM
well i was hoping for better

illusion007
07-23-2011, 11:18 PM
"It's on like.........sex"

-Lauren

pyramidheadgirl
07-24-2011, 03:54 AM
Look at the Mountains, trees, the seven seas.
-Icp XD

reperbone
07-24-2011, 09:09 AM
F**king magnets, how do they work?
-ICP

pyramidheadgirl
07-24-2011, 03:34 PM
F**king magnets, how do they work?
-ICP
I like you already :D

He has scissors for hands- Edward Scissorhands

SquidgyGal
07-24-2011, 05:19 PM
Cecile: But, I'm so ashamed!
Marquise d'Merteuil: You'll find the shame is much like the pain; you'll only feel it once...
-Les Liasions Dangereuses , the play

Totakeke
07-25-2011, 03:45 PM
"The more it exhibits that aloof lonely wolf quality, the more gentle it is, you know" Gintoki - Gintama / Ep 73

Coleminer
07-25-2011, 03:46 PM
Im the miz and im aaaawwwweeeessssoooommmmeeee!!!!!!!!!

Yaoi King of All Things Neko!
07-26-2011, 06:09 PM
Micheal - "Well I'm sure Rubber dildos hurt."
Me - "Rubber? Please Jess's made of pure gold studded with diamonds."
On Josh's post on Facebook

gloommix
07-26-2011, 10:08 PM
"if u wanna be with me u have to defeat my 7 evil sisters"
-my sister

Yaoi King of All Things Neko!
07-26-2011, 10:38 PM
Oh my it taste delicious! And this sizzling! it's great and the burn works well with it to. What am I drinking?
"Acid"
Oh..

Opalgaze
07-27-2011, 12:34 PM
"That's not traditional fire!"

happygoldfish
07-27-2011, 03:41 PM
"Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me."

Totakeke
07-27-2011, 08:50 PM
"Those who interefere with others' love, should be kicked by a horse straight to hell!" Domon Kashu - G Gundam

Yaoi King of All Things Neko!
07-27-2011, 08:53 PM
"Yeah, I hate getting them, makes me feel like a stiff old person getting them XD" - The Queen

zenb
07-28-2011, 03:14 PM
dude its music....you cant touch it but it can touch you----Mordecai from regular show

gloommix
07-29-2011, 07:22 PM
dont be late for sch-ool

zenb
07-30-2011, 10:35 PM
bread makes you fat-ramona flowers.......right?

i like that part in the movie cuz i also enjoy eating plain bread by itself :D

gloommix
08-02-2011, 01:07 PM
the desert and death are best friends

ErazDod
08-02-2011, 04:00 PM
bread makes you fat-ramona flowers.......right?

i like that part in the movie cuz i also enjoy eating plain bread by itself :D

Too bad you didn't take any of my garlic bread at the Sno-Cone social =P


"Oy, we're not a bad as ya think. We're worse." - Langiva from Black Death

Totakeke
08-03-2011, 12:12 PM
"we like MASSIVE DAMAGE!" - Grant "Stemmage" Henry

Mister Hicks
08-10-2011, 01:50 AM
Illusion: "What kind of soap is that?"
Hicks: "Axe Thai Massage, it's fantastic."
Illusion: "Cool."
Hicks: "It's got sea salt in it. I bet it feels just like a real Thai Massage."
Illusion: "Well... except without the happy ending."
Hicks: "Well... you're in the shower, you could give yourself a happy ending..."
*awkward silence*
Illusion: "Dude, three other people use that shower!"
Hicks: "Trust me, we're volunteers! The only happy ending we're getting is at closing ceremony."
*more awkward silence, followed by laughter*

KittyAnne7152
08-10-2011, 02:01 AM
Illusion: "What kind of soap is that?"
Hicks: "Axe Thai Massage, it's fantastic."
Illusion: "Cool."
Hicks: "It's got sea salt in it. I bet it feels just like a real Thai Massage."
Illusion: "Well... except without the happy ending."
Hicks: "Well... you're in the shower, you could give yourself a happy ending..."
*awkward silence*
Illusion: "Dude, three other people use that shower!"
Hicks: "Trust me, we're volunteers! The only happy ending we're getting is at closing ceremony."
*more awkward silence, followed by laughter*

This made my night.

illusion007
08-10-2011, 04:03 AM
Illusion: "What kind of soap is that?"
Hicks: "Axe Thai Massage, it's fantastic."
Illusion: "Cool."
Hicks: "It's got sea salt in it. I bet it feels just like a real Thai Massage."
Illusion: "Well... except without the happy ending."
Hicks: "Well... you're in the shower, you could give yourself a happy ending..."
*awkward silence*
Illusion: "Dude, three other people use that shower!"
Hicks: "Trust me, we're volunteers! The only happy ending we're getting is at closing ceremony."
*more awkward silence, followed by laughter*

only you Hicks XD

Yaoi King of All Things Neko!
08-10-2011, 02:44 PM
Haha, I think that just made my day.

Totakeke
08-18-2011, 09:24 PM
"Why is your sister pretty, but you are ugly?" - Friend
"Why do you want to be thrown from a moving vehicle so badly?" - Me

Another friend, female "I'm getting fat"
bird in background "Sorry!"
Me - "Tell that damned bird you meant fat as in freaking awesome tastic"
Bird "nope"

KittyAnne7152
08-18-2011, 10:16 PM
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space, I'm a loony for God's sake!" - Campbell, Takin' Over the Asylum.

Totakeke
08-19-2011, 01:08 AM
"American components, Russian components; ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!" Russian cosmonaut on Armageddon.

ezio auditore da firenze
08-19-2011, 08:02 AM
nappa: oooh its a frisbee vegeta
vegeta: NAPPA NO ITS A TRICK!
nappa: but vegeta.....tricks are for kids.....
vegeta: you know what nappa,... on second thought, catch it, ..catch it with your teeth
-dragon ball z abridged episode 9-

Totakeke
08-19-2011, 12:27 PM
I just said up yours, baby!

Mister Hicks
08-20-2011, 05:29 PM
*Hicks and illusion are testing boffers.*
Hicks: Wait! Wait! Is that a hole on my boffer?
*Fight stops as it is evident that a slight tear in the tape has caused some foam to show.*
illusion: Yea, yes it is.
Hicks: You done put a hole in my wrinkly stick!
illusion: Maybe you shouldn't be swinging it at me so hard!

*earlier*
Hicks: Hey illusion, on a scale of 1 to 10 how much did that hurt?
illusion: ****ing 12!

Totakeke
08-20-2011, 05:44 PM
"Wesker, where have you bean?" Jill, Resident Evil PS1

Mister Hicks
08-20-2011, 05:58 PM
"Wesker, where have you bean?" Jill, Resident Evil PS1

"I am sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting MEN."
Albert Wesker, RE1

kyon5
08-28-2011, 08:06 AM
"Prepare for trouble and make it double"

zenb
08-28-2011, 03:54 PM
Maybe Karma's behind this whole thing Randy. I mean the guy finally got what he deserved. Maybe Karma just borrowed my fist to give it to him.--My Name is Earl

kyon5
08-28-2011, 06:24 PM
"I will be back!"

illusion007
08-30-2011, 08:58 PM
YoSoy: It's okay Josh, i see you like a brother
Me:.....FFFFFFFFUUUCCCCK!

-Saturday evening at Denny's

YoSoyJaponesa~
08-30-2011, 09:14 PM
YoSoy: It's okay Josh, i see you like a brother
Me:.....FFFFFFFFUUUCCCCK!

-Saturday evening at Denny's

Don't forget you grabbed a butter knife and attempted to slit your wrists. >>
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Also this came up in a conversation the other night:

"Mom, if I can't wail on customers then that means you can't blow up Citibank. It wouldn't be fair."

Totakeke
09-07-2011, 04:04 AM
There is a Chinese proverb: "The mind cannot be in two places at once."

zenb
09-12-2011, 11:01 PM
Samantha James: You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.--Just Friends

zenb
09-16-2011, 11:34 PM
What you been eating, girl? Nothing but light beer for you.--joker-Next Friday LMFAO

Totakeke
09-24-2011, 09:41 PM
Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

Fox
09-25-2011, 10:45 AM
"Bow ties are cool"- 11th Doctor

Totakeke
09-25-2011, 09:25 PM
"SUPREME VICTORY!" Killer Instinct

Fox
09-26-2011, 10:19 PM
"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger! Hahaha!" Simba

Totakeke
09-26-2011, 10:40 PM
"You can't put out my flame. No matter how many times you try to put me out, you're just wasting time.I have coals set aside,I won't disappear. I have coals with me. As long as i have them, no matter how many times I'm put out, I'll keep flaring back up! Someone like you, can't put out our flame!" Gintoki

Totakeke
09-28-2011, 10:26 AM
"The more things change...." Snake Pliskin

happygoldfish
09-28-2011, 12:54 PM
"O see the deer.
Does he have a little doe?
Yes, he has a little doe,
two bucks."

Fox
09-28-2011, 09:38 PM
"Then let us teach our trial patience,
Because it is a customary cross,
As due to love as thoughts and dreams and sighs,
Wishes and tears, poor Fancy's followers"
-Shakespeare (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

Totakeke
09-30-2011, 03:13 AM
"It does not take many words to speak the truth." Cheif Joseph Nez Perce

Totakeke
10-01-2011, 05:11 PM
"Time isn't made out of lines. It's made of circles! That's why clocks are round." - Caboose

pyramidheadgirl
10-04-2011, 03:36 AM
Muffin button?-Goku DBZ Abridged

Fox
10-04-2011, 09:40 PM
"Practice was like a cresendo, at the begening you guys were soft and crappy but it got better." -my friend the drummajor

Fox
10-04-2011, 09:48 PM
"It's blistering hot!"

happygoldfish
10-05-2011, 10:14 AM
"Now remember, the formaldehyde will turn your finger tips a little yellow, but that's okay."

Mister Hicks
10-08-2011, 04:35 AM
"School is a lot like prison. Trust me, I've been to both." - Daffy Duck

Say what you want about the new Looney Tunes show, it has it's moments.

pyramidheadgirl
10-09-2011, 03:16 AM
NO Kitty this is mah chicken pot pie-Cartman

Totakeke
10-09-2011, 10:42 PM
"No lion hunts without his mane." Kraven - Spiderman TAS

pyramidheadgirl
10-11-2011, 02:48 AM
I don't mean vejitos and vejitas XD-josh trying to explain something to me XD

Totakeke
10-11-2011, 10:40 AM
"The more things change" Snake Pliskin

pyramidheadgirl
10-11-2011, 01:48 PM
Ill be back-The terminator XD