The Awesome Quote Game

[Fox]

"What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that and I beat him within an inch of his life." -Shizuo (Durarara)

[happygoldfish]

"Here's your pan. Here's your frog."

[gloommix]

i help fire you
good dog
wounderval betta den yo mama

[Totakeke]

"Colonel, have you lost your mind?"

"No, you've lost your balls" Jean Claude Van Damme - Street Fighter the motion picture

[Totakeke]

"Hey, you have some good, quality wood there, Kid!"

[AnimeJunkie]

"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten." - Pulp Fiction

[gloommix]

his name is robert pulson

hows that workign out for u?
what?
being clever.

[zOmfgRick]

"mmmmm this is a tasty burger"

[happygoldfish]

"I wonder if a fall from this high would be enough to kill me." -Squidward

[zOmfgRick]

"tell her i have a rapist wit." Lloyd- Dumb and Dumber

[AnimeJunkie]

Little Girl: Ewww! Your breath smells like kitty litter!
Stewie: I was curious!
-- Family Guy

[zOmfgRick]

It's a trap!

[AnimeJunkie]

Chris as Luke Skywalker: Master Yoda, is Darth Vader my father?
Carl as Yoda: Yeah, it's either Darth Vader or Paul Reiser, but they don't want to know which one is your real father, so, they're gonna raise you together.

[pyramidheadgirl]

You dnt own me Bastard!

[zOmfgRick]

freaks come out at night!

[pyramidheadgirl]

Bastard *****!

[Totakeke]

"This is some bullsh*t" CJ - GTA San Andreas

[zOmfgRick]

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

[pyramidheadgirl]

i wonder why i wonder like i do

[Totakeke]

Remember, remember, the fifth of November.

[zenb]

Jesse dove into the crowd and landed ON MY FACE!!!!--some guy on youtube tat went to a 10 years concert lmao

[pyramidheadgirl]

Simmmbbaaaa!

[zOmfgRick]

leben!

[KittyAnne7152]

Dean: Are you stoned?
Future Cas: Generally.

[Totakeke]

On movie machine explodes into flames*

Crow t Robot: Are you boys cooking up there?
Mike Nelson : No
Crow: Are you Building an interocitor?
Mike: NOoO

[AnimeJunkie]

Aw, I love MST3000!

[pyramidheadgirl]

Its the Supreme Being!-Time Bandits

[iluvpokemon101]

America: "I love you so show me your face!!"
England pops up X3

[Totakeke]

Aw, I love MST3000!

You are instantly my new best friend! XD

[AnimeJunkie]

lol! ^_^

But why is the rum gone?! - Captain Jack Sparrow

[pyramidheadgirl]

Thanks career point! *thumbs up*

[happygoldfish]

"They come here, they all come here. How do they find me?!"

[Totakeke]

"Evil attracts evil, they say." Duo Maxwell - Gundam Wing

[happygoldfish]

"If you don't eat it, it's not actually a cake."
-the Dalai Lama

[Totakeke]

Kagura - "I can eat egg on rice everyday!"
Gin -"That's because your brain resets every day. You lose your save game evey time you reset."

[Totakeke]

"Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me..."

[The Queens Keyblade:)]

"How bad?"
"I'd have to kill you"
"That's bad."
"Indeed"

[reperbone]

CIA Agent: If I pull that off, will you die?
Bane: It would be extremely painful...
CIA Agent: You're a big guy.
Bane: ...for you.

Bane - The Dark Knight Rises

[The Queens Keyblade:)]

"That earthquake was at the worst timing! Not two seconds before did I ask my Grandson to pull my finger..."

[illusion007]

Desmond:"Hey, wassa matter with you, Atair?"
Rebecca: "That's racist!"
Desmond: "You're racist!"
-Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

[Swirlingvortexofdoom]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS! - Gandalf the Grey

[illusion007]

Me: "aww, this song reminds me of Jessica"
Mom: "What's it called?"
Me: "Please Dont Leave Me"
Mom: "Oh?"
Me: "Please Dont Leave Me or else I'll push you down the stairs and break your foot with a golf club,because i love you"
Mom: "That's....cute?"
-Me and my mom at Cici's

[Mister Hicks]

Marlowe: "Those are the trucks."
Sweetwater: "I TOLD you it was a shortcut."
Redford: "We can't cross the border, there's no point in following them any farther... Where's Haggard?!"
*Haggard is running down the hill into the camp towards the trucks*
Haggard: "THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS!" *SHOTGUN BLAST!*
Redford: "SH*T THAT'S A NEUTRAL ZONE!"

*later*

Sweetwater: "Congratulations Haggard, you just single-handedly invaded a neutral country."

[pyramidheadgirl]

Me: "aww, this song reminds me of Jessica"
Mom: "What's it called?"
Me: "Please Dont Leave Me"
Mom: "Oh?"
Me: "Please Dont Leave Me or else I'll push you down the stairs and break your foot with a golf club,because i love you"
Mom: "That's....cute?"
-Me and my mom at Cici's
Aww how come i havent looked in this thread sooner, thats so cute dude X3
MY LIFE FOR YOU!
Trashcan Man from The Stand

[DezzyDiamond]

I am a Chillamadactyl! Don't Judge me-Ezio Auditore Da Firenze
I am a graceful elephant!

[pyramidheadgirl]

I'm your passenger- The Crow

[Totakeke]

"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey and you killed Jesus!" - Raul Duke

[DerpyHooves]

"Wanna play ..kids?" -Winnie the poo (poo stands for pedofile)

[Totakeke]

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[Totakeke]

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a god and the only living thing that behaves like it hasn't got one." - Paul Kemp

[alycan16]

i like these quotes cuda

[Totakeke]

Love with delight discourses in my mind
Upon my lady's admirable gifts...
Beyond the range of human intellect. - Il Convivio, Trattato Terzo

[Totakeke]

"Stop telling lies about me, and I will stop telling the truth about you." Gordon Gekko

[mr12345]

"wow doc this is heavy!"

[Totakeke]

You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body." - Mikita's Manager (Ed O'Neal) Wayne's World

[BatmanATX]

"Move *****!" - White Chicks

[a_nikki]

Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!


*Sigh* Now I have to go watch Mean Girls... brb

[BatmanATX]

You go Glen Coco!

[a_nikki]

I want my pink shirt back!.... I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

haha great movie

[Totakeke]

"Name's Ash, housewares."

[YoSoyJaponesa~]

'This is my BOOMSTICK~!'

[Totakeke]

"This is just like one of my Japanese animes!" - Otacon, MGS

[BatmanATX]

the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - Franklin Roosevelt

[a_nikki]

The library is the temple of learning, and learning has liberated more people than all the wars in history. – Carl Rowan

[BatmanATX]

Rap music is BLACK! - **** asian dad's say

[Fox]

Alright I'll say it! Destiny, Destiny! No escaping death for me!

[pyramidheadgirl]

HEY LOOK IT'S US!-Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

[Coleminer]

I'm a better father than you Rick, I'm better for Lori than you man, see it's cause I'm a better man than you Rick-Shane Walsh

[Totakeke]

"Well, Alzheimer's can't be all bad. You get to meet new people every day." Monty - "Waiting..."

[reperbone]

...and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no." -Rorschach "Watchmen"

[zenb]

Kain: soul reaver 2
Eternity is relentless, Raziel.
When I first stole into this chamber, centuries ago, I did not fathom the true power of knowledge.
To know the future, Raziel - to see its paths and streams tracing out into the infinite...
As a man, I could never have contained such forbidden truths.
But each of us is so much more than we once were. Do you not feel with all your soul how we have become like gods?
And as such, are we not indivisible? As long as a single one of us stands, we are legion...
Our futures are predestined -
Moebius foretold mine aeons ago. We each play out the parts fate has written for us.
Free will is an illusion.

X3 X3 X3 <3 <3 <3

[Coleminer]

Y'all Come Back-Cary Elwes

[Coleminer]

Watson: Get that out of my face.
Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
Watson: Get what's in your hand out of my face.

[a_nikki]

I'm gonna be king of the pirates!!! --- Just finished watching collection five again.

[Coleminer]

Mrs Hudson: Tea Mr Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes: Is it poisoned nanny?
Mrs Hudson: There's enough of that in you already.

[pyramidheadgirl]

Wow cole has really gotten into Robert Downey Jr XD
Bugs Bunny: Ahhhh what's up Doc

[Totakeke]

"Welcome t' urf" Will Smith - ID4

[zenb]

everyone in anime is either 10yrs old or a monster--Peter Griffin

[Coleminer]

Christine Everheart: You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?
Tony Stark: Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.

[pyramidheadgirl]

Till the sweat drip down my balls!
Ying Yang Twins

[reperbone]

Ah! I was wondering what would break first: your spirit, or your body!
-Bane "The Dark Knight Rises"

[Totakeke]

"Don't try this without a college degree." Dr. Wily from The NESkimos

[pyramidheadgirl]

COME AND GET ME F*CKERS!-Bikini Bandit from The Outsider video

[zenb]

In our times we call "Occupation". In ancient eras it was called invasion.
--Jasas0ad (youtube) lol

[Totakeke]

"This is no Zaku mahboy, NO ZAKU!"

[Coleminer]

Pepper Potts: Tony you have to go to the hospital The doctor has to look at you
Tony Stark: I don't have to do anything I've been in captivity for three months there are two things i want to do One i want an American cheesebuger and the other....
Pepper Potts: Thats enough of that
Tony Stark: It's not what you think i want you to call for a press conference now
Pepper Potts: Call for a press conference? what on earth for?
Tony Stark: Hogan drive Cheeseburger first.

[EvilPopKorn]

From the anime Mezzo:

"Something is not right about this. I feel it in the air like fresh baked cookies, but these cookies are Evil."

[reperbone]

Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

- The Joker "The Dark Knight"

[Coleminer]

I'll be throwing one of these in with every purchase of 500 million or more.-Tony Stark

[illusion007]

'you cant stop the naked gypsy'

[EvilPopKorn]

From Naruto Ep029:
"So, that wasn't just some random Giant Snake Attack then."

[Kiyo]

You are a child's play thing! - Woody "Toy Story"

[reperbone]

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

- The Joker "The Dark Knight"

[pyramidheadgirl]

Repent Mother F*cker!-Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

[lattin12]

Those who are willing to give up a little freedom for safety, deserve neither freedom nor safety.
-Benjamin Franklin

[YoSoyJaponesa~]

"The future is in the past. Onward Aoshima~!!!"

-Mabel "Gravity Falls"

[pyramidheadgirl]

I can't believe I died last night!
Peter Steele

[Totakeke]

"The best way to live a full life is to be a child, no matter what your age." - Gintoki

[reperbone]

Bruce Banner/The Hulk: [roars]
Tony Stark/Iron Man: What the hell- What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.

-"The Avengers"

[Coleminer]

Walk with the biters they think your a biter - The Governor

[Totakeke]

Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I"ll just kick this piece of s**t out the window.

Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.

LOL Office Space

[Coleminer]

Soldier: They found Wells they got him they found him
The Governor: We sure did we found you to!

[YoSoyJaponesa~]

"What I'd really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big. Something mega. Something copious. Something capacious. Something cajunga! But I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter. "

-Wayne, "Wayne's World 2"

[Totakeke]

"The hardest person to understand is yourself." - unknown

[reperbone]

Drainage!
Drainage, Eli, you boy.
Drained dry. I'm so sorry.
Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw.
There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?.
And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
I drink it up!

Daniel Plainview "There Will Be Blood"

[Totakeke]

Attachment is not compassion.

[reperbone]

Fools taking up arms against omnipotence. They rush head-on into Armageddon. So I shall provide them with a most glorious doomsday! The heavens will run red with blood. But in the end, as always, THANOS will stand triumphant.

- Thanos

[Fox]

Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them?
-Rose Kennedy

[reperbone]

Ladies, children, sheep... Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. Lesson number one: Heroes, there is no such thing.

- The Mandarin "Iron Man 3"

[EvilPopKorn]

"Here comes the meatball of DOOM!"
-One Piece
Ep 22

[EvilPopKorn]

"Usopp rubber band of doooooom!"
One Piece
Ep 40

[EvilPopKorn]

"That was divine intervention!"
One Piece
Ep 52

[Totakeke]

A flute with no holes is not a flute.

[EvilPopKorn]

"You have to be luckier than Mr. Lucky-Luck-Luck-Luck of Luckyland on his Lucky day to pull off a stunt like this one!"
One Piece
Ep 152

[EvilPopKorn]

"Ruffle, Shuffle, Ruffle, Shuffle."
Papel
Pangya PSP Game

[YoSoyJaponesa~]

"There's a Anime Con in San Antonio?"


-Out of State E-mail reply.

[illusion007]

"There's a Anime Con in San Antonio?"


-Out of State E-mail reply.

seriously?

[gothlibrarian]

"I prescribe fire and lots of it!"

[Totakeke]

Drummer didnt show up to practice today.

"Where the eff is Robby?"
Me - "he had better have been kidnapped and killed by ninjas or he is going to be kidnapped and killed by ninjas."

[pyramidheadgirl]

TELL ME WHERE IT HURTS!~Nurse Valentine

[YoSoyJaponesa~]

'Bernie Sanders looks like he needs to cut a *****.'
-Twitter user.

[pyramidheadgirl]

SANCTUARY!~ Claptrap

[Totakeke]

That maniac! Whydidhebiteme?

[pyramidheadgirl]

Wendy, I'm home!

[Totakeke]

"Anyone can use a weapon, but a Ninja IS a weapon." - Storm Shadow

[zenb]

my dad wasnt afraid to make enemies, i guess that's why he had so many friends

--the place beyond the pines

[usagi chan]

You reep what you sow

[Totakeke]

Mr body massage machine go!