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pyramidheadgirl
10-16-2010, 04:48 AM
just post a quote from anything.
Blast!-stewie

ErazDod
10-19-2010, 10:18 AM
'It is now....bedtime!!!' - Fable II

illusion007
10-19-2010, 11:13 AM
"How come you have only one eyebrow?"
-Random NPC from Red Dead Redemption

KittyAnne7152
10-19-2010, 12:24 PM
"That's a raspberry bootlace you berk," Howard Moon, the Mighty Boosh

gloommix
10-19-2010, 02:43 PM
"do u wanna see how hard i can punch?"

KittyAnne7152
10-19-2010, 03:37 PM
"Aw cripes, and I just cleaned up from my last cosplay disaster!"- me, frequently.

pyramidheadgirl
10-19-2010, 04:43 PM
what will become of my dear friend,where will his actions lead him then- Sally from nightmare before christmas

Totakeke
10-21-2010, 12:41 AM
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. - Patric Bateman - American Psycho

YoSoyJaponesa~
10-21-2010, 01:07 AM
"It's Spaghetti Time..."

-John Mcgirk "Home Movies"

pyramidheadgirl
10-21-2010, 01:13 AM
Ill be back- Arnold Schwarzenegger

gloommix
10-22-2010, 08:23 AM
"i got ur back, way back!"

konoha_jounin
10-22-2010, 09:11 AM
'Seriously, who farted?'

gloommix
10-22-2010, 09:31 AM
"im sorry.....no. im sorry.."
"*snifs* eww"

pyramidheadgirl
10-23-2010, 01:07 AM
oh my gosh they killed kenny!
You bastards!-South Park

KittyAnne7152
10-24-2010, 04:12 PM
The Doctor: [looks confused for a second] Oh yes, the face. Regeneration. How did you know this was me?
Captain Jack Harkness: The police box kinda gives it away.

pyramidheadgirl
10-24-2010, 07:40 PM
Whoop Whoop-ICP

KittyAnne7152
10-24-2010, 09:05 PM
Dr. Watson: That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever done.
Sherlock Holmes: And you invaded Afghanistan.

pyramidheadgirl
10-24-2010, 09:31 PM
i know you want my body fat kids are so sexy-Jaime Madrox

gloommix
10-24-2010, 10:10 PM
"do not quote me on that"

pyramidheadgirl
10-24-2010, 10:50 PM
nipple licking love-monoxide

KittyAnne7152
10-24-2010, 11:04 PM
"No, but it's a great laugh at parties!"- Foaly, Artemis Fowl

pyramidheadgirl
10-24-2010, 11:15 PM
I Jack the Pumpkin King-Jack Skellington

xHectic
10-25-2010, 12:53 PM
"Each day humans come one step closer to self destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it." -Albert Wesker

gloommix
10-25-2010, 06:39 PM
we are what we do

ErazDod
10-25-2010, 07:36 PM
I don't get people. Never have, never will - Neku Sakuraba from TWEWY

happygoldfish
10-25-2010, 07:44 PM
"You're so far into the nerd forest, you can't see daylight anymore." -A friend of mine XD

ErazDod
10-25-2010, 07:47 PM
haha that's a totally awesome quote XD

'Har har. You're killing me, Josh. Oh, wait...' - Neku again

pyramidheadgirl
10-26-2010, 02:00 AM
IS THAT A CHALLENGE!?-Piccolo DBZ

illusion007
10-26-2010, 02:06 AM
"It's the gun that won Vietnam"
"....we didnt win Vietnam"

-friends at college

pyramidheadgirl
10-26-2010, 02:09 AM
the money is the motive-lil wayne

gloommix
10-26-2010, 12:33 PM
she is to me what i am to rap

pyramidheadgirl
10-26-2010, 03:48 PM
I got money to blow-lil wayne

KittyAnne7152
10-26-2010, 03:58 PM
"Silly Rabbi, tricks are for kids!" -Harold from Captain Underpants.

KittyAnne7152
10-26-2010, 09:25 PM
"No boss, I don't think you would ever wear a leotard. But if you did I'm sure you'd pull it off."
Tony DiNozzo, NCIS
Yes, I double posted, but that was a great one.

illusion007
10-26-2010, 09:34 PM
it's hinky
-Abby from NCIS

Kitty! Look!
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs221.snc4/38378_406852813126_570798126_4532157_4345099_n.jpg

KittyAnne7152
10-26-2010, 09:46 PM
Now that's something I gotta do now.

illusion007
10-26-2010, 09:49 PM
do it,you're already crazy,you're practically perfect for Abby!

"Take your bar and shove it up your ass,i'm watching Tivo!"
-Robot Chicken

ErazDod
10-27-2010, 08:56 AM
Phoenix: ...
Judge: Yes, Mr. Wright?
Phoneix: I was hoping I'd come up with a question while pounding on my desk ... I didn't.
Judge: ... You have my sympathies.


I love that game ^^

gloommix
10-27-2010, 01:08 PM
i would save u but we're fighting a god here!
i kno right! ^.^

Valheru
10-27-2010, 08:29 PM
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, but not our darkness, that most frightens us. Yet playing small does not serve the world, there is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us, its in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our fear. Our Presence automatically liberates others."

gloommix
10-27-2010, 09:18 PM
"yes yur very smart now shutup"

pyramidheadgirl
10-28-2010, 05:46 AM
there was a hole here once,its gone now-Silent Hill 2

Swirlingvortexofdoom
10-28-2010, 08:32 AM
"When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred." - Tobi

gloommix
10-28-2010, 12:09 PM
"whats wrong....with ur face?"

xHectic
10-28-2010, 12:47 PM
Chris Redfield: You bastard! You killed them with your own bare hands!
Rebecca Chambers: No...!
Albert Wesker: Oh yes, my dear...Just like this. -Shoots Rebecca-

-CACKLE!-

KittyAnne7152
10-28-2010, 04:13 PM
"Everything I touch dies!" Timmy's mom, Fairly Odd Parents

pyramidheadgirl
10-28-2010, 09:02 PM
In my restless dreams I see that town,Silent Hill-Mary from Silent Hill 2

gloommix
10-28-2010, 11:08 PM
whats up with that whats up with that?
reading writing so exciting!
something ...somehting, shop class, u fail, i pass!

pyramidheadgirl
10-29-2010, 05:47 AM
I do it for the DRUGS!!!

illusion007
10-29-2010, 10:04 AM
A winner is you

gloommix
10-29-2010, 10:51 AM
whats wrong?
is it ur skull?
is it numb?
are u a numbskull?

ErazDod
10-29-2010, 12:52 PM
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

^^

Swirlingvortexofdoom
10-29-2010, 12:54 PM
"I will release you from the pain of falsehoods and make a place where you belong." - Tobi :)

KittyAnne7152
10-29-2010, 04:24 PM
"I've got helmet hair!"- Shrek

gloommix
10-29-2010, 08:51 PM
haha XD
"aaaaas uuuuu wiiiiiish!:

Maru
10-30-2010, 01:28 AM
"hey listen"- Navi

pyramidheadgirl
10-30-2010, 05:13 AM
your mom's ass looks like oatmeal-Violent J XD

KittyAnne7152
10-31-2010, 07:41 PM
Howard: Day 12. Vince dead. All is lost. So alone. Wind my only friend.
Wind: I hate you!
Howard: Shut up wind!

illusion007
11-01-2010, 10:42 AM
Me:We're splitting the candy 80/20 right?
Yvonne: 80 my way right?
Me...No,how about 90/10?
Yvonne: 90 my way right? Or i can hit you with the bag and get 100
-Last night while trick or treating

pyramidheadgirl
11-01-2010, 04:07 PM
ive done ive become a summoner-Yuna

KittyAnne7152
11-01-2010, 04:20 PM
"There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'."- Joss Whedon

Yaoi King of All Things Neko!
11-04-2010, 01:43 AM
If you understood common sense why is it that your dead now?

That is not the lack of common sense's fault.
Then whose fault is it?

The bullet someone decided woould look good in my temple.
That explains the hole... Well welcome to hell.
Quote from. "Unexplainable, unexpected, and unwanted hearts."

Are you the guy who pretended to be a giant horny bird?

Why yes. Yes! I am!
Oh, well now your gonna know what a real big horny bird looks like... In hell!

Little Nicky for the win!

Swirlingvortexofdoom
11-05-2010, 12:29 PM
"Oh, you know... it's fun, it's part of my plan... to start a war... to bring peace..." - Tobi

Spartan1337
11-05-2010, 02:01 PM
Just look at my signature

gloommix
11-05-2010, 02:19 PM
and if anyone asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he wouldnt have known what they meant

KittyAnne7152
11-07-2010, 10:00 PM
Sarah Kelly: You should come to the dance, Marcy, come and have a bit o' craic.
Marcy Tizard: Crack?
Sarah Kelly: Yah, it's brilliant craic.
Marcy Tizard: By crack I'm assuming that you don't mean incredibly hard drugs.

Oh, Ireland... XD

pyramidheadgirl
11-08-2010, 03:16 PM
lol since everyone is quoting themselves i shall do so also haha

jesse:Ok babe what country do you want me to rag on next?
me: Oh I know Hawaii!
jesse:Babe that's part of the United States did'nt you know that.
me:Yes i just forgot >>

My mom:Look the cows.
Me:look to think where we get our brisket from.
my mom:and ribs
me:ground meat
my mom:steak
me:and chicken
everyone in the vehichle: CHICKEN!!! XD
me:^^;

Lol idk what happened to me those two times i just couldnt think or something XD

KittyAnne7152
11-08-2010, 09:13 PM
"Okay, so Grendel is descendant from Cain, who apparently blasts demons from his junk."
Beowulf in a nutshell. XD

pyramidheadgirl
11-08-2010, 09:28 PM
i bet he tastes like mountain dew and starburst-lois on family guy

illusion007
11-09-2010, 10:58 AM
"But Vegeta....Trix are for kids!"

happygoldfish
11-09-2010, 12:49 PM
"I don't cos-play, I cos-business!"
-The Monarch

illusion007
11-09-2010, 01:37 PM
Cat:I gotta go,later ladies...i mean guy too
Me:....well he seems like a nice guy
Yvonne:Yeah he's a nice guy once you get passed the gayness
Me:wait what?

pyramidheadgirl
11-09-2010, 03:47 PM
I'm The Foot *****!-the foot from Big Money Rustlas

KittyAnne7152
11-09-2010, 06:44 PM
"How about the ability to kill a yak from 200 yards away... WITH MIND BULLETS!"
-Tenacious D

illusion007
11-09-2010, 08:37 PM
"It's not cool....it's ice cold"
"YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!"

Totakeke
11-09-2010, 09:10 PM
"I hoe this is not...Chris' Blood!" -Barry Burton - Resident Evil

KittyAnne7152
11-09-2010, 09:12 PM
"What hump?"- Igor, Young Frankenstein

illusion007
11-09-2010, 09:37 PM
"HIT ME IN THE JIMMY! Do it! Do it hard!"

Totakeke
11-09-2010, 09:39 PM
"That was totally non-non-non-non NON Heinous"

pyramidheadgirl
11-09-2010, 10:16 PM
outer space is the place!-gundam wing

xHectic
11-10-2010, 01:38 PM
"You listening? Okay… Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people. I'm a force of nature! If you were from where I was from, you'd be f——ing dead! Whoooo!" - Scout, Team Fortress 2

pyramidheadgirl
11-10-2010, 02:07 PM
i can play basketball with the moon-lil wayne

xHectic
11-10-2010, 03:32 PM
"Dad? Dad I'm- … y- … Not a crazed gunman, Dad, I'm an assassin! Well, the difference being one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!" - Sniper, Team Fortress 2

I'm obsessed. Sue me. <3

pyramidheadgirl
11-10-2010, 03:41 PM
Is that a Challenge!-Piccolo from DBZ

xHectic
11-10-2010, 03:43 PM
"Well isn't this just one, big family reunion." - Albert Wesker, Resident Evil

pyramidheadgirl
11-10-2010, 04:00 PM
Dont shoot Im a Human!-Claire Redfield on RE2

KittyAnne7152
11-10-2010, 07:43 PM
"You have out-gayed me Barrowman!" - Simon Amstell, Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Valheru
11-10-2010, 09:09 PM
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

pyramidheadgirl
11-11-2010, 02:03 AM
you are stupid-mandark from dexters laboratory

KittyAnne7152
11-11-2010, 07:43 AM
"They call me the Stag." - Howard Moon, the Mighty Boosh

illusion007
11-11-2010, 11:02 AM
*Two months after Smiley's release*
Smiley's girlfriend: I'm pregnant
*Ms Kubena stops the video* Of course you are

xHectic
11-11-2010, 12:41 PM
"I can break these cuffs!"
"You can't break those cuffs!" - IDK.

pyramidheadgirl
11-11-2010, 02:25 PM
to infinity and beyond!-buzz lightyear

happygoldfish
11-11-2010, 03:38 PM
"Awesomeness is like a giraffe on roller skates- Completely unexpected and slightly uncoordinated"

pyramidheadgirl
11-11-2010, 04:40 PM
flock off feather face!-dante from dmc

KittyAnne7152
11-11-2010, 04:56 PM
"WHY ARE THERE SIX PEDALS IF THERE'S ONLY FOUR DIRECTIONS?!"- Running RvB gag

pyramidheadgirl
11-11-2010, 05:47 PM
wanna try me!-idk its a talking clip from a rob zombie song

Valheru
11-11-2010, 08:37 PM
Theres something blue on your face!
omg is it a spider, AHH I HATE SPIDERS!!!


RED VS BLUE

gloommix
11-11-2010, 09:59 PM
i never said that,
u might have thunk it it might be true i might agree with it but i never said it

pyramidheadgirl
11-13-2010, 04:33 PM
im gonna try im a winner,things are gonna change i can feel it.-beck

happygoldfish
11-14-2010, 04:22 PM
"Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata. Hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." -Master Tang

pyramidheadgirl
11-15-2010, 12:54 AM
bacon bacon I SMELL BACON!-dog from commercial

xHectic
11-15-2010, 02:15 PM
"You got blood on my suit." - Spy, Team Fortress 2

KittyAnne7152
11-15-2010, 03:09 PM
"I'll catch your soul brother!"- Alphonse Elric

Totakeke
11-15-2010, 04:35 PM
Those outlaws who are adrift and roaming the universe say, "You may not have the urge to break the law, but you are still bound to ignore it."
"Outlaw Star" - Narration.

gloommix
11-16-2010, 11:49 AM
"___, have u ever been in a tomb?" *headdesk*

happygoldfish
11-16-2010, 01:50 PM
"Second verse, same as the first.
Now put me on a plane,
so I can put them in a hearse."

KittyAnne7152
11-16-2010, 09:12 PM
"You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission... quest... thing."
"Well that rules you out Pip."

-Merry and Pippin, Lord of the Rings

gloommix
11-18-2010, 09:42 AM
hehe if i could i would "Like" that <3

KittyAnne7152
11-18-2010, 04:51 PM
"There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy Horatio... so piss off!"
-Hamlet, the Reduced Shakespeare Company

Totakeke
11-18-2010, 06:48 PM
Mark: Now you see the problem with water beds is that they have these waves like this,
[makes motions of waves with hands]
Mark: Right? But you see this water bed is special,
[draws his hands across the bed]
Mark: , you see? It has no waves.
Stevo: Why didn't you just get a normal bed... that has no waves?
[awkward silence]
Mark: But this HAS no waves.

HAHAHAH SLC Punk

gloommix
11-19-2010, 07:19 PM
yes i love slc punk!!! <3

im sorry i have no awesome quotes to submit right now =[

pyramidheadgirl
11-20-2010, 04:50 AM
Shes the one,the one who came to break the spell!-Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast

KittyAnne7152
11-20-2010, 11:10 AM
"I don't have a fecking favourite colour! Bollocks, that's my favourite colour!"

pyramidheadgirl
11-21-2010, 03:18 AM
you know who i are-violent j

KittyAnne7152
11-21-2010, 10:13 AM
"I'm sure something will turn up Sherlock, dear. A nice murder, that will make you happy." -Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock

pyramidheadgirl
11-21-2010, 03:08 PM
its a butt!-finding nemo

happygoldfish
11-21-2010, 03:28 PM
"Whenever I hear the word "culture", I get my wallet out."

pyramidheadgirl
11-21-2010, 06:49 PM
Squeal like a pig!-Deliverance

KittyAnne7152
11-21-2010, 07:01 PM
"I'm not a Mick. I'm bloody Welsh!"
My personal favorite line from the Replacements.

pyramidheadgirl
11-21-2010, 08:13 PM
sit boy!-kagome from Inuyasha

KittyAnne7152
11-21-2010, 10:14 PM
"Science rules"
Bill Nye the Science Guy

pyramidheadgirl
11-22-2010, 01:05 AM
Play that fiddle you!-the good the bad and the ugly

illusion007
11-22-2010, 01:15 AM
Me:*reads essay* Dying with Dignity huh?
Kirsti: There's no such thing as dying with dignity...
Me: If i were to die,i go in style, hold a grenade and pull the pin
Kristi: Or spontaneous combustion
Me: Now that's the right idea!

pyramidheadgirl
11-22-2010, 01:19 AM
oh hamburgers-Butters from south park

KittyAnne7152
11-22-2010, 10:13 AM
"Igor, get the bags."
"Sure! You get the blonde, I'll get the one with the turban."
"I meant the luggage."

pyramidheadgirl
11-22-2010, 04:40 PM
Jinkies!-Velma

Crakels
11-22-2010, 04:44 PM
"But I need tacos...I need them or I will explode. That happens me sometimes..." -Gir

pyramidheadgirl
11-22-2010, 05:05 PM
scooby-doo where are you!-the gang

KittyAnne7152
11-22-2010, 10:23 PM
"I loveded you piggeh! LOVEDED YEEEEW!" Gir

illusion007
11-22-2010, 11:02 PM
i think this is how the conversation went,i forgot it already >>

YoSoy: I remember a little about Civil War history from "Gone With The Wind"
Me: Frankly my dear,i dont give a damn
YoSoy: *Death stare*

KittyAnne7152
11-22-2010, 11:03 PM
"How bout this time, instead of Rose Tyler, I'll be Bill Nye the Science Guy!"
Robyn
Now I can't wait.XD

pyramidheadgirl
11-22-2010, 11:53 PM
We're stinking rich!-time bandits

KittyAnne7152
11-23-2010, 12:53 PM
I LOVE TIME BANDITS!
Randall: do you want to be leader of this gang?
Strutter: No, we agreed: No leader!
Randall: Right. So shut up and do as I say.

pyramidheadgirl
11-23-2010, 04:33 PM
omg yay someone else knows about Time Bandits ^o^ I lurv ya kitty :D
It's the SUPREME BEING!-Time Bandits

Hey kitty have you ever seen Willow?

KittyAnne7152
11-23-2010, 11:14 PM
YES! I love Willow!
Willow: What are you doing?
Madmartigan: I found some blackroot. She loves it.
Willow: Blackroot? I'm the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot.
Madmartigan: Well my mother raised us on it. It's good for you! It put's hair on your chest, right Sticks?
Willow: Her name is not Sticks! She's Elora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!

pyramidheadgirl
11-24-2010, 12:10 AM
omg i gotta watch that movie like sometime tonight! kitty you effing rock knowing all those lines haha

willows kids:dada dada
XD all i know haha

KittyAnne7152
11-24-2010, 12:01 PM
The blackroot line was always my favorite, that's why. XD
I don't know much besides that. Like this maybe:
"Meegosh!"- Willow

pyramidheadgirl
11-24-2010, 02:02 PM
oh i remembered another one

Want to Breed!-some guy telling madmartigan haha

KittyAnne7152
11-24-2010, 06:41 PM
Naboo: This is black magic. This is hardcore. Don't mess with the occult.
Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you.
Naboo: What?
Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system.
Naboo: That's Yakult!
Vince Noir: Oh, yeah...

gloommix
11-24-2010, 11:24 PM
what r u gonna do? punch him in the butt!
what r u gonna do next? im punch him in the butt again!
then whatre u gonna do? ima kick him!
kick him where? ima go for the butt again!
k, can we stay away from the butt?

pyramidheadgirl
11-25-2010, 02:16 AM
my bf: babe how come that one time back like on the beginning of april you texted me that you didnt want to talk to me anymore? I almost started to cry.
Me: Aww its cuz it was April fools day.
my bf: Oh thats why.

lol one of his cute blonde moments X3

KittyAnne7152
11-25-2010, 09:25 AM
"I'm sorry, but the creeper Santas have gotta stop."- Bernie

pyramidheadgirl
11-25-2010, 03:57 PM
Lucy! I'm home!-I Love Lucy

KittyAnne7152
11-25-2010, 04:09 PM
"You spoony bard, you!"

pyramidheadgirl
11-25-2010, 04:32 PM
KILL THE BEAST!!!-Gaston from Beauty and the Beast

KittyAnne7152
11-25-2010, 05:07 PM
"And every last inch of me's covered with HAIR!"- Gaston, Beauty and the Beast

illusion007
11-25-2010, 05:29 PM
woah totally misread that, i was gonna say Kitty "do not want!" XD

KittyAnne7152
11-25-2010, 05:52 PM
Pff, it's Disney! Totally innocent... except when it's not.

illusion007
11-25-2010, 06:08 PM
phallic Little Mermaid anyone?

COLE TRAIN BABY!
-Gears of War

pyramidheadgirl
11-25-2010, 09:11 PM
omg thats true "every last inch of me is covered in hair" eww he should shave it XD and yes i know what your talking bout 007 just like the priest on there with the boner D:

KittyAnne7152
11-26-2010, 10:01 AM
lol... Well, he is French, Gaston.

pyramidheadgirl
11-27-2010, 06:38 AM
lol french ppl are hairy D: ugh well ive heard they got big noses also :O
Goonies never say DIE!!!-the goonies (my most fave movie) :D

KittyAnne7152
11-27-2010, 12:01 PM
Oi, watch it there! I might be half Scottish, but the other half is French!

"It's Levi-O-sa. Not 'levyohsah.'"- Hermione, Harry Potter

pyramidheadgirl
11-27-2010, 06:33 PM
oh wow kitty your very european hey speaking of scottish i dreamt that we were somewhere i scotland (i figured this out cuz it was all green grass with a pretty little white cottage and a little fence around it so the sheep wouldnt get in) so cute :D ive always wanted to play the bagpipes also ^^

That was my mom's most favorite piece!-the goonies

KittyAnne7152
11-27-2010, 09:42 PM
"Heeeey yoooooou guuuuuuyyzzzz!"

And yup, I'm a mix of pretty much every area of Europe, plus Native American. Totally Scottish on my Dad's side, French, Belarussian, Swedish and Mohawk on my Mom's.
So I've got the Isles, Western Europe, Eastern Europe and Scandinavia. XD

pyramidheadgirl
11-28-2010, 01:26 AM
thats cool kitty ^^
Troy! I swear to God you touch that mirror again im gonna smack you in the face-The goonies

Totakeke
11-28-2010, 05:49 AM
"He calls every 30 minutes, demands to speak to his lawyer and hangs up.He claims to be being held a prisoner!"

KittyAnne7152
11-28-2010, 10:48 AM
"Look man, I don't want to kiss you."
"But it's in the script!"
Adam Long and Reed Martin, the Complete Works of William Shakespeare: Abridged

pyramidheadgirl
11-28-2010, 08:04 PM
I'm afraid we're not in kansas anymore Toto-Dorothy

Totakeke
11-28-2010, 08:08 PM
"Remember where we parked" - Cpt. Kirk, Star Trek IV

pyramidheadgirl
11-28-2010, 08:15 PM
CUZ I'M THE MIZ! AND I'M AWESOME!!!-The Miz

KittyAnne7152
11-28-2010, 09:11 PM
"Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumbass on you" and so forth."
-Mr. Spock, Star Trek IV

illusion007
11-28-2010, 09:25 PM
"SEE THIS LOOK? ITS TERROR!"
"Marine,did i give you permission to *****?"

-Halo 2

pyramidheadgirl
11-28-2010, 09:28 PM
You're an animal!
No worse,I'm human!-Runaway Train

KittyAnne7152
11-28-2010, 09:30 PM
"You're a monster!"- Gingy, Shrek

pyramidheadgirl
11-28-2010, 09:42 PM
Those eggs were a lie Steven,A LIE!!!-Nacho Libre

KittyAnne7152
11-28-2010, 09:49 PM
"I wish I had pants."- Slowking, Pokemon

illusion007
11-28-2010, 09:49 PM
"What is this picture? Is this a man or a woman?"
"It's Final Fantasy!"

KittyAnne7152
11-28-2010, 09:54 PM
"This time Yugi, you don't stand a ghost of chance!" Seto Kaiba. Seriously.

illusion007
11-28-2010, 10:01 PM
"What's with these zippers? No person should have this many zippers. I don't care WHAT Fantasy it is."

KittyAnne7152
11-28-2010, 10:04 PM
"Aw feck, I've knocked over my tower of toiletries!"

Totakeke
12-01-2010, 06:13 AM
Alas poor fool, with all my Lore. I'm still no wiser than before.

KittyAnne7152
12-01-2010, 10:25 PM
"Knock his brains out!"- Iago, Othello the Moor of Venice

illusion007
12-01-2010, 10:42 PM
Mokuba:Kick her in the nads,Seto!
Kiba:She doesn't have those things!
Mokuba:Well,i'm out of ideas

-Yugioh the Abridged Series

gloommix
12-02-2010, 01:36 PM
jeepers mister ur realyy strong!!!

KittyAnne7152
12-02-2010, 02:53 PM
"I need an adult."
-Gohan

illusion007
12-02-2010, 09:22 PM
"I am an adult"
-Vegeta

gloommix
12-02-2010, 09:43 PM
is tht why theres TWO holes in the moon??

KittyAnne7152
12-02-2010, 10:03 PM
"You blew that up Mr. Piccolo!"
"I know."

KittyAnne7152
12-06-2010, 02:44 PM
Bumping, and double posting.
"Dean, you smell like a whore."- Dr. Venture.

Totakeke
12-07-2010, 01:00 AM
"I'm too young to have a second childhood" - Gex : Enter the Gecko

KittyAnne7152
12-07-2010, 09:05 PM
"Now, if you would just show up at my job with one of those new knifes you got." -My mom.

gloommix
12-14-2010, 06:40 PM
scott ur the salt of the earth, im sorry i meant scum

illusion007
12-15-2010, 05:23 PM
"You can take your bar and shove it up your ass,i'm watching Tivo!"
-Robot Chicken

Mister Hicks
12-16-2010, 06:39 AM
"I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying I'll need this whole bottle of tequila to make you look good, then I'll need you to hit me over the head with it once empty."

happygoldfish
12-16-2010, 11:46 AM
"I've got a gun! I've got gun! I've got a rudy gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!"
-Maurice Moss

KittyAnne7152
12-16-2010, 02:06 PM
"Ed is hungry, stomach caving innnnnn~!"- Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV.

gloommix
12-21-2010, 09:17 PM
thats gaytastic

KittyAnne7152
12-21-2010, 10:12 PM
"If somebody try to touch you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's just-"
"Schnazztastic!"

YoSoyJaponesa~
12-21-2010, 10:16 PM
"Le Grille?!" "What the hell does that mean??!!"

illusion007
12-21-2010, 10:26 PM
"It's Levi-O-sa. Not 'levyohsah"
"Shut up Hermione!"
-Me and Jessica

KittyAnne7152
12-21-2010, 10:50 PM
That reminds me of me and my friends.
"Happy Christmas everyone!"
"Who are you, Harry Potter?"

illusion007
12-21-2010, 10:58 PM
gah! That bother me so much when i first saw that and then they change it to Merry Christmas in the later movies,til this day it still bothers me!

"Diamonds.....that'll shut her up,for a minute"
-Ron White

KittyAnne7152
12-21-2010, 11:01 PM
I know, especially since Merry Christmas isn't their culture. Stop catering to us dumb Americans who think it sounds weird! XD

illusion007
12-22-2010, 07:30 PM
Me:Sit Snapple! *Snapple stares*
Mom: Sentase Snapple! *Snapple walks away from us*
Mom: Nin Inglés no Espanol entende

YoSoyJaponesa~
12-22-2010, 07:37 PM
"TOGA! TOGA!"

-Bluto, "Animal House."

happygoldfish
12-22-2010, 11:31 PM
"Not only does bad luck know where we live, it has us on speed dial." -Me to my Sister

YoSoyJaponesa~
12-23-2010, 12:47 AM
"Nobody NEEDS to see a space shuttle launch!"
-George Lopez

illusion007
12-23-2010, 01:05 AM
Whacha,you get a piece of a bread and fold it,it's the same ****.The same ****"
-George Lopez (gotta love that guy)

YoSoyJaponesa~
12-23-2010, 01:20 AM
Whacha,you get a piece of a bread and fold it,it's the same ****.The same ****"
-George Lopez (gotta love that guy)

YES.

"Roman Meal. Hot Dog. Sauce."

Mister Hicks
12-23-2010, 01:56 AM
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."

"Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med."

Oh, Animal House. <3

YoSoyJaponesa~
12-23-2010, 02:08 AM
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."

"Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med."

Oh, Animal House. <3


Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.
Otter: What's the difference?

KittyAnne7152
12-23-2010, 09:03 AM
"Improved flavor? HOW CAN YOU IMPROVE ON PERFECTION?!"- My friend Robyn, looking at a box of our favorite rice crackers.

MeWindyCharms
12-23-2010, 08:56 PM
You smell like the inside of my mama's purse.

illusion007
12-23-2010, 09:41 PM
"Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex."
-Scott Pilgrim

KittyAnne7152
12-23-2010, 10:23 PM
"OU EST MEG." Disney's Hercules in French. XD

YoSoyJaponesa~
12-23-2010, 10:39 PM
"Where'd you get that champagne?"
"Clown."

KittyAnne7152
12-23-2010, 10:46 PM
"Aheheh-"
"Peter, how was that one dirty?"
"I was remembering long and hard."

-Family Guy

illusion007
12-23-2010, 10:50 PM
"Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus"
(if you're a Harry Potter fan,you would get this)

YoSoyJaponesa~
12-23-2010, 10:56 PM
"Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus"
(if you're a Harry Potter fan,you would get this)

Isn't that on the Hogwarts crest?

KittyAnne7152
12-23-2010, 10:58 PM
Isn't that on the Hogwarts crest?

It's the motto. It means "let sleeping dragons lie."
Wise words... wise words...

YoSoyJaponesa~
12-23-2010, 11:17 PM
It's the motto. It means "let sleeping dragons lie."
Wise words... wise words...

Huh, I thought it meant, "Never tickle sleeping dragons."

But, "let sleeping dragons lie." sounds more regal. ^^

illusion007
12-24-2010, 12:23 AM
both work,both awesome XD

"I'M FROM THE FUTURE!"
"He's from the future? Son of a *****"
-Reno 911

Mister Hicks
12-24-2010, 12:56 AM
...Somewhat relevant!

"Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

KittyAnne7152
12-24-2010, 09:30 AM
"Good morning!"- Bilbo Baggins

pyramidheadgirl
12-25-2010, 08:52 AM
My precious!-Gollum from LOTR

KittyAnne7152
12-25-2010, 12:25 PM
Nixon: Someone's breaking in!
Kennedy: It's just the storm Dick.

illusion007
12-25-2010, 03:41 PM
"No"
-my friend Ryan saying to the hottest chick in school after asking if he was going to the dance

KittyAnne7152
12-25-2010, 04:05 PM
"I bet you're gay."
"No I'm not."
-Sir Galahad and Sir Lancelot, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

illusion007
12-25-2010, 04:11 PM
"You didnt bang her? What are you,gay?"
-Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

juggalojess
12-26-2010, 08:37 PM
"cry havoc and let slip the dogs of wars" Julias ceasar

KittyAnne7152
12-26-2010, 10:23 PM
"The plays the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King."- Hamlet

pyramidheadgirl
12-27-2010, 01:14 AM
lions and tigers and bears oh my!-the wizard of oz

YoSoyJaponesa~
12-27-2010, 01:22 AM
"I've been living like a demented god!"
-Bored to Death

pyramidheadgirl
01-11-2011, 07:24 AM
I'm The Foot, *****!-The Foot from Big Money Rustlas

KittyAnne7152
01-11-2011, 04:33 PM
"I'm the 'Itcha, let me put you in the pitcha."
The Hitcher (to be read in a heavy Cockney accent).

pyramidheadgirl
01-11-2011, 04:55 PM
yay cockney ^^

Mr President! youre in danger!-johanna dark from perfect dark

illusion007
01-11-2011, 06:05 PM
Jose:F**k this,i'm joining the winning side *switches team*
Steven: Wait,was that other guy? Why there three?
Ryan:You jack ass,he's with the other team!

-Sunday night while playing Black Ops

KittyAnne7152
01-11-2011, 06:18 PM
"In the olden days, he would have been burned. Not because he was a wizard... because he is ginger. Ladies and gentlemen, Rupert Grint!"- Jeremy Clarkson
Harry Potter, ginger jokes and Top Gear? Yes please.

illusion007
01-11-2011, 06:21 PM
made me chuckle

"Your BF is about to get F'ed in the B!"
-Roxy from Scott Pilgrim

KittyAnne7152
01-11-2011, 06:24 PM
"We were later accused- by David Tennant no less- that we only let her do that after cutting corners like that, because she was wearing a see thru top." Jeremy Clarkson again, this time in reference to Billie Piper (whose lap is hilarious by the way).
Top Gear marathon. XD

YoSoyJaponesa~
01-11-2011, 07:09 PM
"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. It's Arrested Development."

-Ron Howard, "Arrested Development"

pyramidheadgirl
01-11-2011, 07:30 PM
Im starting to feel like pinnochio-Chucky from bride of chucky

illusion007
01-12-2011, 02:11 PM
Scientist Plan Probe To Study Uranus
-Kotaku.com

KittyAnne7152
01-12-2011, 04:44 PM
"As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast.
.......
Out of curiosity, why do you ask?"
Vizzini, the Princess Bride

illusion007
01-13-2011, 09:00 PM
Ellis:There was this guy I knew, he raced dirt tracks, not stock cars but open-wheeled cars, you know, and he was racing once and a goat...
Nick:We dont have time for this,Ellis
Ellis:Okay, but there was a goat
-Left 4 Dead 2

gloommix
01-13-2011, 11:16 PM
u should see them live, theyre better live

KittyAnne7152
01-14-2011, 05:52 PM
"A shortcut to what?"
"MUSHROOMS!"
Samwise Gamgee and Peregrin Took.

gloommix
01-14-2011, 05:53 PM
there are..girls watching. *looks at camera*

KittyAnne7152
01-14-2011, 05:58 PM
"As for sure as the sun rises in the west, of all the singers and poets on earth, I am the bestest.
Come, let me put ring of jupiter on your finger.
Then, like a smell around you, I will forever linger."


Just... lawl.

gloommix
01-14-2011, 06:01 PM
u kno ur hair?
i kno of it >>

happygoldfish
01-14-2011, 11:54 PM
"Mrs. Peel, you're needed."

KittyAnne7152
01-15-2011, 06:57 PM
"Yeah, I remember... I was deep in the Ardennes, trying to find Charlemagne. He had been kidnapped by an insane computer..."-The Tenth Doctor.

Totakeke
01-16-2011, 04:45 AM
"Brilliant"- every 3 minutes on BBC

KittyAnne7152
01-16-2011, 11:06 AM
"Bloody Nora!"- Slightly less frequently on BBC, but there nonetheless.

Totakeke
01-16-2011, 05:51 PM
"Fascinating" - Dr McCoy, Xmen TAS

KittyAnne7152
01-16-2011, 07:51 PM
"Fascinating, isn't it?"- Jack Skellington

happygoldfish
01-16-2011, 11:28 PM
"Ahhh! You English! You drink like you don't want to live!"
-Roy from IT Crowd

illusion007
01-16-2011, 11:59 PM
"i am punching your salad!"