SweetlyDemented
Professional Zombie Killer

Life's pretty good, just resting off this hang over >_<

Lol thank you, and yes it is ^_^ And yes you may :3

How're you doing? :3

(girl) lol.
Well then, let's see. Walmart has a great array of sporting goods, and I wouldn't mind beating a zombie over the head with a game controller.. lol
Plenty of packaged food that the zombies wont touch. Hmm.. the meat can be used to lure ones where I want them.
If I can find a gun, I'd be sniping across the long open walkways, and stack all the meat and anything eles a zombie would find interesting in one spot to lure them all in. Once I have enough there I'll open fire.
Golf clubs would be nice.

What kind of zombies are we talking about exactly? (because if they aren't very agile, I'll be slicking the floors with whatever I can find in the "beauty" section)

My, what an easy task you ask of me! What weapons will be available?

Congrates on being a professional zombie killer.
Do you do training classes? xD

Thanks! ◠ ◡ ◠