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    achieving awesomeness since day 1 alycan16's Avatar
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    Lightbulb Funnay jokes!

    title says it all, put your funny jokes below!

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    achieving awesomeness since day 1 alycan16's Avatar
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    how did Pinocchio find out that he wasn't a real boy?
    -his right hand caught on fire! xD

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    -Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
    -There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
    -Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    -Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    -When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
    -when batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.

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    I got the perfect joke for you!
    -Today's economy!
    -Womens Rights (Just kidding!)
    -(men can relate to this one!) Double standards!

    on the real side of the funnay!

    There are no such things as tornadoes... chuch norris just hates trialer parks.
    Chuck norris once got in a knife fight.... the knife lost.
    Chuck norris can't have a heart attack, for even his heart is afraid of him.
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    Right... so this hunter was with his buddies and he said, "I'm going out to the forest and I'm going to get me a bear!"

    The next day the hunter ventured into the forest, found a bear, and shot at it. I say "shot at it" because when the hunter went to the bear's prone body the bear rose. "Oh crap!" the hunter yelled. The bear looked down at him with a snear and he said, "You know what you gotta do cowboy..."

    For those of you mature or sick enough to know, yeah that's exactly what happened. For the innocent... let's just say he made him pancakes. One way or the other the hunter was furious from the experience and he swore, "Next day, I'm going to KILL that bear!"

    The next day the hunter ventured into the woods, found the bear, and shot it. However when the hunter approached the bear's body he rose back up and looked down at hunter, "You know what you gotta do again cowboy..."

    Later on, the hunter was as furious as ever, "I SWEAR! TOMORROW! I WILL GET THAT BEAR IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!"

    The next morning... hunter ventured into the forest, found the bear, shot it, and approached the body yet again. The bear rose from it's prone position and looked down at hunter, he snickered, "You really didn't come here to hunt... did you?"
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    What happens when you mess with a cat's DNA?














    It mewtates.

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    At the quack of dawn.

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    This is a true story! It may not be really funny but I thought I'd post it anyways.

    Me and a friend of mine where on the couch watching tv one day.
    He said: "So they recently found the God particule".
    Me: "So where was it?".
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