Ok here's how this works, so listen up!
We post silly or awesome things that the subject has done. Kinda like on Top Gear, "Some say he knows two facts about ducks, and both are wrong." The first poster on a new page is the new subject, so every fresh page, we create a new legend about them.
Try to keep it clean but keep it as far fetched and random as we can.
So, since I'm TC, I will go ahead and use Proz as the first subject.
Proz once banged two rocks together. They formed Pangea.