They say he has the power to kill a yak from a 100 yards away... WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND SKITTLES BULLETS!
They say he has the power to kill a yak from a 100 yards away... WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND SKITTLES BULLETS!
SJ Mach V, tentative ideas.
Idris, the TARDIS- Doctor Who | Pip Bernadotte- Hellsing Ultimate |The Tenth Doctor- Doctor Who
Now onward to the Legend of Kitty.
Kitty built an ancient civilization with a deck of cards.
Kitty invented the internet. With only duct tape and a dream.
Kitty punched a third hole in the moon. Just so Todd Ingram would shut up about it.
kitty saved the world with only a song
Kitty once melted down a stick of butter into gold.
They say that even right now, Kitty is constantly posting in the dark.
No. Really.
SJ Mach V, tentative ideas.
Idris, the TARDIS- Doctor Who | Pip Bernadotte- Hellsing Ultimate |The Tenth Doctor- Doctor Who
Kitty glows in the dark.
Kitty once won a staring contest. Against the sun.
Cosplays in the works:
That one guy from that show and the character from that movie that came out a few years ago.
Kitty broke into Fort Knox and replaced all the gold with marshmellows.
whenever kitty gets pulled over by a cop the cop is lucky to go away with just a warning?
Kitty was the reigning hop-scotch champion of 1991-1772.
Kitty can fully cook a cup of instant ramen in 90 seconds.
With her MIND.
kitty kissed the snow in the wintertime and a beautiful rose bush grew ^^
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kitty traveled through time to save an extinct animal
Kitty can solve quantum physics equations with only her fingers.
Cosplays in the works:
That one guy from that show and the character from that movie that came out a few years ago.
she cut her hair to move at the speed of light