They say he has the power to kill a yak from a 100 yards away... WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND SKITTLES BULLETS!
They say he has the power to kill a yak from a 100 yards away... WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND SKITTLES BULLETS!
SJ Mach V, tentative ideas.
Idris, the TARDIS- Doctor Who | Pip Bernadotte- Hellsing Ultimate |The Tenth Doctor- Doctor Who
Now onward to the Legend of Kitty.
Kitty built an ancient civilization with a deck of cards.
Kitty invented the internet. With only duct tape and a dream.
Kitty punched a third hole in the moon. Just so Todd Ingram would shut up about it.
kitty saved the world with only a song
Kitty once melted down a stick of butter into gold.
They say that even right now, Kitty is constantly posting in the dark.
No. Really.
SJ Mach V, tentative ideas.
Idris, the TARDIS- Doctor Who | Pip Bernadotte- Hellsing Ultimate |The Tenth Doctor- Doctor Who
Kitty glows in the dark.
Kitty once won a staring contest. Against the sun.
Cosplays in the works:
That one guy from that show and the character from that movie that came out a few years ago.
Kitty broke into Fort Knox and replaced all the gold with marshmellows.
whenever kitty gets pulled over by a cop the cop is lucky to go away with just a warning?
Kitty was the reigning hop-scotch champion of 1991-1772.
Kitty can fully cook a cup of instant ramen in 90 seconds.
With her MIND.
kitty kissed the snow in the wintertime and a beautiful rose bush grew ^^
Pyramidheadgirl+Illusion007=PH7 "Why aren't they married yet!?
Michael Hicks She bathes in the blood of teenagers to keep her looks and consumes the souls of the older men to turn them into soulless ghoul body guards and errand boys.
"You are truly the spirit of giving, and not just pain."
~Michael Hicks
kitty traveled through time to save an extinct animal
Kitty can solve quantum physics equations with only her fingers.
Cosplays in the works:
That one guy from that show and the character from that movie that came out a few years ago.
she cut her hair to move at the speed of light