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    The 9 circles of video game hell >:D

    So Illusion, my boyfriend and I started talking about the best and worst games we've ever played.
    We ended up talking about the nine circles of hell and what they'd be if video games were involved.

    The water temple from Ocarina of Time ended up being the only circle we came up with, we got stumped on the rest XD
    The catch with the water temple was that you had like 30 lives and you had to run through the temple for each life you had or something like that.

    So guys. . .
    -What are the best AND worst video games you've ever played?
    -What do you think the 9 circles of video game hell would be and why?

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    One level of hell is surviving Rapture from Bioshock.

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    The best game I've ever played is still Phantasy Star Online. Worst?


    And the deepest circle of Hell would be the Water Temple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzkrieg View Post
    One level of hell is surviving Rapture from Bioshock.
    I haven't played Bioshock myself, I've seen others play but I'm sure it'd be difficult to get through.

    Quote Originally Posted by theSock.Monkey.Renegade View Post
    The best game I've ever played is still Phantasy Star Online. Worst?


    And the deepest circle of Hell would be the Water Temple.
    Phantasy Star?

    That was. . .aw man that was terrible . __ .

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    Phantasy Star Online, it's a cult classic MMO that was for Gamecube and Xbox.

    It's the game "the World" in .hack was based off of.

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    Any part of Metal Gear when they take all you equipment, and even cloths and make you go through some crappy maze with guards everywhere. Just. There is no crate of clothes and gear.

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    One of my favs Super Mario Bros. 3!

    While I dont recall having too much trouble in the water temple.
    I think it deserves a spot in the circle.
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    One of the worst games I ever played was "Pool of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor" for the PC. For the most part, it was dungeon crawl game. That I could handle. The user interface is a whole different story. Essentially it had a scroll down menu that you used to pick what action and such. Did I also mention it had a timer? A timer that did not give enough time to pick an action . I lost count on the amount of times I died because I was trying to pick a fight action and opps, I either ran out of time or do to the drop menu, I scrolled to far and clicked something else. :*(

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    If we're diving through Hell as bad/worse/worst, the farthest down would be Barbie Horse Adventures, imo. Next up would be FFXIII, for the 30 hour tutorial and limited running around.

    And I think we're being a little hard on the Water Temple. It's challenging, yes, but not impossible. Plus, there are pseudo-save points. Try playing an NES game where you start all the way over. That'd be Hell for today's gamers.

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    ...And not a single mention of Superman 64?

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    Okay, you know what was a suckass game? Freaking Toy Story for Gameboy. There was a glitch where you couldn't get past the first level. It was absolutely terrible.

    And I thought of another ring of hell. I forget which 007 game it was specifically, but there was this one level where you're sneaking around in the snow, and if the guards so much as hear you breathe, it's goodbye Ruby Tuesday...

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    GOLDENEYE...

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    Lol Goldeneye....My Dad LOVES that game. But he always called Natalya "the ditzy Russian cow". Quoth he, "It's like she wants to be shot in the head..."

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    The whole game is it's own circle of hell. The whole game.
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